No 16 from the Asylum
Hope you'll excuse my variation from the norm with the things that have annoyed and amused me.But I promise to mix them with pretty girls doing whatever,so please indulge me.
Don't know how many other fools were taken in by the latest health advice but I got it slightly wrong.I thought I was to eat ten veg's a day as opposed to fruit and veg.I spent a number of hours in a bemused state trying to think of ten veg I liked....garden peas,processed peas,mushy peas,black peas and cabbage.DUH you numpty KK!!
Just when I thought the U.K.'s legal system couldn't get dafter I read that Mr.Hassan Massoum Ravandy an illegal who smuggled himself into the country seventeen years ago and as made a living since robbing and dealing drugs as just been awarded £40,000 in compo for being unlawfully detained for 17 months.
I don't know about you but apart from counting it I rarely check my change.I may have to change my habits after one of those funny plastic fivers(£5) turned out to be a collectors item and sold for £60,000 on EBay.
An article I read recently relates to things that caused embarrassment,it set me thinking of a friend who is well qualified in this area.
A number of years back when the technology of mobile phones was new and the camera phone was equally new my friend having given his wife a designer trim down below took a photo of his work and experimenting with the new photo text capability sent the said photo/text to another friend but made a mistake with the name in the address book,Martin was listed next to mother and guess who got the pic?